Melissa Blamey - Copywriter
You can’t use that picture for your website, it’s not even in focus.
— Some photographer


Jeebers on a bike, anyone who’s anyone has to have a website these days - it’s just the done thing innit?

So here I am, doing my thing.

A native Buckinghamshirean, I’ve been working my word magic for almost 10 years. Before that I sharpened my skills as the in-house magazine editor for a large national company, flipping its reputation from zero to hero in one issue.

These days I write a whole load of stuff, for a whole load of peeps. From compelling web copy to enticing editorial. In a nutshell, I give good word.

When I’m not tip-tapping away creating my wordy goodness, you can find me doing my other favourite things; walking my bonkers Boston Terriers in the park, grubbing in the garden or explaining things to my nine-year-old, such as dogs don’t eat Haribo.

In short, I love what I do. I love words.

And if I’m any good at my job, you’ll love them too.

To chat copy, please get in touch.

If God was a human being, and a copywriter, and lived in Buckinghamshire and was sometimes funny, she’d be Melissa Blamey. Hire her.
— Some stalker on twitter


With over 20 years' experience of writing for online and print media, I'm an expert in delivering clear and compelling copy.

I've written for a leading UK SEO copywriting agency as well as writing for some of the UK’s best known brands, magazines and newspapers.

Oh, and for those who want to see proper credentials, I graduated from Leeds University with a BA (hons) in English Literature*.

*The School of English at Leeds University is one of the top rated English departments in the UK, so that makes me a proper clever-clogs at spellings and full stops and stuff.


Melissa Blamey will never amount to anything.
— Mrs Benjamin - Head Teacher, Lady Verney Secondary School

Okay okay, actual Client Reviews

Melissa writes with clarity and creativity. She brings with her a range of professional copywriting skills which any business would benefit from. I cannot recommend her highly enough.
— Sarah Hamilton, Sarah Hamilton, Head of Communications, NHBC (National House-Building Council)
Melissa is an excellent copywriter - she is highly responsive and impeccable with deadlines. She is quick, accurate and I can trust her to handle any of our high profile clients.
— Derryck Strachan, Managing Director, Big Star Copywriting
Highly recommend Melissa. Captured the feel and ethos exactly, good SEO and worked well with our unique technical details. 10/10.
— Steve Kane, Director, 3D Flight Cases
I love Melissa’s writing and will definitely work with her again, in fact, can you write our blog?
— Karin Stewart, Owner and Founder, About Eve Bridal Accessories
This week we are glued to a blog by Melissa Blamey, it’s funny, quirky and quick to get into.
— Mumsnet